March 10, 2015

One of the few conspiracy theories I believe in

One of the few conspiracy theories I believe in is that the sausage companies and the sausage buns companies have made a pact. The reason is that if you do the math, then you will find out that the number of packages with sausages and the number of packages with buns you have to consume before you run out of both buns and sausages is enormous. If you never run out of either then you will have to buy more of the other.
So let's fight back! When I wrote a biography on the entrepreneur Elon Musk I learned that before he became one of the wealthiest persons in the US he was very poor. To save money, he ate sausages with bread from a loaf because he couldn't afford the traditional buns. He also ate an orange a day to not get scurvy.
I have adopted this idea and have begun to eat sausages with slices of a baguette as buns. The baguette is also thicker than a bun so you don't need to eat as many sausages. 

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